It goes like this.
Ulladulla Pedro: G'day mate, was wondering if you knew anything about curtain tracks.
Bunnings Bloke: No
Ulladulla Pedro: Do you know of anyone who does?
Bunnings Bloke: Yes, but he's on holidays.
Ulladulla Pedro: That'd be f***ing about right wouldn't it! God you lot give me the shits!
Bunnings Bloke: What kind of track were you after?
Ulladulla Pedro: (Goes and grabs the only kind they have).
Bunnings Bloke: (Opens it up with his knife. It's totally the wrong kind and it's all they have).
Ulladulla Pedro: That's no good mate, totally the wrong kind.
Bunnings Bloke: Okay, sorry bout that mate.
Ulladulla Pedro: (Stomps off)
Has anyone ever noticed that Bunnings is nothing but a repository for cheap crap made in China that is either the wrong model, wrong size, wrong colour or the type of thing you are after went out of production last week and you have to totally re-buy everything so what ever it is goes together?
It seems Bunnings Fyshwick is the worst of the lot.
Bugger 'em!
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